niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

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necrophilic:

when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’

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definitivelysarah:

megahetero:

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you are the dancing queen

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young and sweet

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only seventeen

dancing queen

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feel the beat

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of the tambourine

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(Source: yeahaley, via agender-unicorn)